Part 1

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[5] This is blatantly asking for people to reply saying how wonderful they think my sense of humour is. [6]

[6] I have nothing against the occasional lie. :-)

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Excellent report, Sergeant Dunne.

I look forward to your next report, in the hope that it shall herald a new age of interstellar peace and gollum worshipping.


General S.M. Jones.

Risc Sector.