Some Kosh situations

Imagine the scene...
'FREEZE EVERYBODY THIS IS A ROBBERY, nobody move and no one'll get hurt.  Okay up against the wall, evryone put your hands up....oh we've got a wise guy eh, what makes you so different pal, stick em up! Whadda ya mean 'Your hands have always been there'???  waste 'em Vinny'

or perhaps

'Oh no I'm being mugged. Ha you may have a knife but there's two of us, eh Kosh!  Kosh?  *kssshskkkshh*

or

'Okay Kosh, come of your line, narrow the angle...'

or

'Right I'm just going to DIY the guttering...er, Kosh..could you hold the ladder for me?   Whadda ya mean it's always been there?  Just hold the damn thing will you?'

or

'Go on Kosh, have a go, jugglings like riding a bike, you never forget how.  Oh, you can't ride a bike either.'

or

'Kosh, I've lost my car keys, have you seen them.  Oh goody, if you've always seen them where are they?  '


1997 Matthew Savil.