Top 10 No.2

Top ten things Sheridan could have said, instead of "Get the hell out of our galaxy!":
10. Get with it dudes! You're SO out of touch, you're like...old fogies!
9. Go and pick on someone your own size, you meanies!
8. I'm telling your mummy of you!
7. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
6. "You're not the First Ones, you're very naughty boys!"
5. I don't believe in Shadows or Vorlons! (They both fall over and die a la fairies in Peter Pan)
4. Look mate, we've got Ivanova, and we all know "Ivanova is God..."
3. "You're soooo unfair! I HATE you!" (In a Kevin the Teenager voice)
2. Piss off you ba..[LINE CUT BY CHANNEL 4]
1. Look! It's the Goodyear Blimp! (Everyone hides whilst the Vorlons andShadows turn round).


1997 Matthew Savil.