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THE SPICE VORLONS

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SPICE VORLON 1: Right, now that we've had our first hit, we need to get
media-friendly nicknames. I'm going to be called Posh
Spice.

SV2: Aww, I wanted to be Posh Spice.

SV3: So did I.

SV4: Me too.

SV5: And me!

SV1: OK, there's only one way to solve this...

SV'S 1-5 (IN UNISON): We are all Posh.

©1997 Mark Blunden